Midnight Mathematics

Given the fact that we know that on par

Half are half of the sum of the beauty that we think we are

And less than a third of us look good in pink

Whereas we all look much better after more than one drink

From a survey conducted at a popular bar

It is known women be more faithful than men near or far

Though men tend to admit they will scratch at the itch

Whenever a feminine eye might just happen to twitch

Take into account the sum of all actions

Geometry, calculus and all rude subtractions

On the spreadsheet of life men claim to fornicate

At forty-four times that of the said female rate