Poems
The collected poetry of chaz valenza including the patent pending* "3 Rules" sonnet.
*The "3 Rules" poem style is patent pending, do not dare use it without a) crediting me, and b) sending me a check for $0.25 U.S. each time you create a "3 Rules" poem.
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 5:55PM
1. Escape and avoid entanglements with scams and the authorities.
2. Stick together to defend each others right to food and shelter.
3. Make yourself useful.
Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:05PM Three Rules for
Rehabilitation
Remember:
1. You don’t deserve to be here.
2. You’re going to hell.
3. Nobody cares.
Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:03PM Three Rules for
Good Writing by Chaz Valenza
1. Write about something important to you.
2. Tell the truth.
3. Work out the bugs.
Warning: Your writing will be great, but you'll never make a dime.
Friday, June 26, 2009 at 12:00PM Three Rules from
Pope John Paul II upon his Death
1. Burn my personal notes. (Ohhh, sorry.)
2. Remember the year 2000. (2000? Why?)
3. Bury me in Poland. (Ummm, that's not happening, no.)
